Post by Sparrow on Dec 7, 2004 21:08:34 GMT -5
This is the L33T style LOTR written by me:
t3H l0rD 0F t3H r1ng5!!!!! c0nT1nU3D f00!!!
p4rt 1one
tw0 t0w3r5 – wr1tt3n by 5p4rr0w
Loading Map: Moria…
[Gandalf confronts the Balrog]
Gandalf: JOO SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Balrog: ***!?
Gandalf: NOOB! JOO SHALL NOT PASS FOO!!!
Balrog: LOLZ! NUB!!!
**Gandalf strikes bridge causing it to crumble.
Balrog: OMG, JOO THE PWNZR!!!
Frodo: GANDALF!!!
**Balrog falls but strikes his whip at Gandalf, grabbing his leg
Gandalf: fly joo fools…
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected
Frodo has been awakened
Sam has been awakened
Frodo: gandalf!!!
Sam: come on foo!
Gollum has connected
Frodo: ph34r teh lamer!!!
Gollum has entered the game
Gollum: give me teh ringzor foos!
Sam: ***?
Frodo: ***?
Gollum has been riddled by Frodo
Frodo: Pwnt.
Frodo called vote to change map
2/3 voted yes
1/3 voted no
Vote passed
Loading Unknown Map…
Gollum: DIS BURNZ US!!!
Sam: shut up noob!!!
Frodo has logged in as an Admin
Gollum has been punished
Gollum: STUP1D H0BB1T!!!
Frodo: NOOB!
Gollum has been forgiven
Frodo: lead us foo!
Frodo has left the server
Sam has left the server
Gollum disconnected
Loading Unknown Map…
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Merry has entered the game
Pippin has entered the game
Pippin: hey noob! H3 n33ds m3d1c1n3
Uruk Hai has logged in as an Admin
Pippin has been silenced
Pippin has changed his name to ‘JOO NUBS!!1’
Pippin has been forgiven
‘JOO NUBS!!1’ has changed his name to Pippin
Uruk Hai: STFU NUB!!!
Uruk Hai: lol
Merry: LAGGORZ!
Server has been surged
Loading Map: Plains of Rohan
Aragorn entered the game
Aragorn: wtf? W34r dose foos?
Legolas connected:
Legolas has entered the game
Legolas: sup foo!?
Legolas: gimli is coming
Gimli connected
Gimli entered the game
Gimli: sup!?
Aragorn: hurry, foos!
**Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli trace the Uruk Hai
Aragorn has disconnected
Gimli has disconnected
Legolas has disconnected
Loading Map: Edoras
Theoden has entered the game
Grima has entered the game
Eomer has entered the game
Eomer: JOO NUB
Grima: lol
Grima has logged in as an Admin
Eomer has been banned
**Later
Uruk Hai: get s0m3 f1r3 w00d f00!
Uruk Hai: ok
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Uruk Hai: ZOMG!!! TEH PWNZORS! RUN!
Uruk Hai: packet loss!!!
** Riders slaughter the Uruk Hai
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Merry has left the server
Pippin has left the server
Rider of Rohan: PWND!!!
Aragorn connected
Legolas connected
Gimli connected
Aragorn entered the game
Legolas entered the game
Gimli entered the game
Aragorn: W3AR teh h0bb1ts foos??
Rider of Rohan: ***?
Aragorn: “-_-
Loading Map: Fanghorn Forest
Merry has entered the game
Pippin has entered the game
Merry: run foo!
Pippin: Sif, joo noob!
Treebeard has entered the game
Treebeard: JOO foos!!!
Treebeard: c0m3 t0 t3h wh1t3 w1z4rD!!!
**Later
Aragorn has entered the game
Legolas has entered the game
Gimli has entered the game
Legolas: teh w3r3 h3r3!!!
Gandalf has connected
Gimli: STFU NOOB!!! TEH WH1T3 W1Z4RD!!!
Gandalf has entered the game
Gandalf has logged in as an Admin
Legolas has been silenced
Gimli has been silenced
Aragorn has been silenced
Gandalf: PWND!
Loading Map: The Dead Marshes
Gollum entered the game
Frodo entered the game
Sam entered the game
Gollum: Dis w4y foos!
Nazgul connected
Gollum: OMG 1T DA PWNZOR!!!
Frodo: watch dis
Frodo has logged in as an Admin
Frodo has been ghosted
Sam has been ghosted
Gollum has been ghosted
Nazgul: ***?
Nazgul has disconnected
Frodo has been unghosted
Sam has been unghosted
Gollum has been unghosted
Frodo: ZOMG WE DEH PWNZORZ!!!
Gollum voted to change the map to ‘The Black Gate’
3/3 voted yes
0/3 voted no
Vote passed
Server changing maps…
Loading Map: The Black Gate
Frodo entered the game
Sam entered the game
Gollum entered the game
Frodo: ***?
Sam: its closed foo
Gollum: dont go foos!!! sauron da pwnzer!!!
Frodo: LAGGORZ!!!
The server has surged
Loading Map: The Golden Hall
Theoden entered the game
Grima Entered the game
Gandalf connected
Grima: oh sheet! 1t g4nd4lph da gr3y!!!
Gandalf: SIF, I G4ND4LF DA WH1T3!!!
Gandalf has logged in as an Admin
Grima has been silenced
Theoden has been kicked
Theoden has connected same IP address as Saruman
Gandalf: Foos!
Saruman has been banned
Grima has been banned
Gandalf: PWND!!!11
Theoden has connected
Theoden has entered the game
Gandalf has changed the map to Gap of Rohan
Loading Map: Gap of Rohan
Theoden has entered the game
Gandalf has entered the game
Aragorn has entered the game
Legolas has entered the game
Gimli has entered the game
Eowyn has connected
**After traveling towards Helms Deep
Warg Rider has connected
Legolas: t3h LAMERz!!!
Gimli: ***?
Warg Rider has entered game
Warg Rider has connected
Warg Rider has connected
Warg Rider has entered game
Warg Rider has entered game
Legolas: watch dis foos!
Warg Rider was shot by Legolas
Warg Rider was shot by Legolas
Legolas: PWND!
Aragorn: Damn lag!!!
Aragorn has timed out
Theoden has logged as an Admin
Theoden has changed the map to Helms Deep
Loading Map: Helms Deep
Theoden: ZOMG W3 DA PWNZORS!
Legolas: Aragorn, dat noob!!!
Gimli: its that frekin 56k modem! LOL
Legolas: LOLZ
Aragorn has connected
Aragorn has entered the game
Aragorn: OMG T3H H4XX0RZ R C0M1NG FOOS!
Gimli: LAG!
The server has crashed
Loading Unknown Map…
Gollum has entered the game
Gollum: OMG t3h NOOBS!!
Gollum has changed his name to Smeagol
Smeagol: STFU
Smeagol has changed his name to Gollum
Gollum: ***?
Gollum has changed his name to Smeagol
Smeagol: OMG FOAD
Smeagol has changed his name to Gollum
Gollum has disconnected
**Later
Sam: OMG!! t3h t4t0rz = shiz
Gollum: ***?
Frodo: STFU noobs!
Faramir has connected
Faramir has entered the game
Gollum has disconnected
Same: ***?
Farimir has logged in as an admin
Frodo was kicked
Sam was kicked
Farimir disconnected
End of Part One
Part Two will come later. So how you like?
t3H l0rD 0F t3H r1ng5!!!!! c0nT1nU3D f00!!!
p4rt 1one
tw0 t0w3r5 – wr1tt3n by 5p4rr0w
Loading Map: Moria…
[Gandalf confronts the Balrog]
Gandalf: JOO SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Balrog: ***!?
Gandalf: NOOB! JOO SHALL NOT PASS FOO!!!
Balrog: LOLZ! NUB!!!
**Gandalf strikes bridge causing it to crumble.
Balrog: OMG, JOO THE PWNZR!!!
Frodo: GANDALF!!!
**Balrog falls but strikes his whip at Gandalf, grabbing his leg
Gandalf: fly joo fools…
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected
Frodo has been awakened
Sam has been awakened
Frodo: gandalf!!!
Sam: come on foo!
Gollum has connected
Frodo: ph34r teh lamer!!!
Gollum has entered the game
Gollum: give me teh ringzor foos!
Sam: ***?
Frodo: ***?
Gollum has been riddled by Frodo
Frodo: Pwnt.
Frodo called vote to change map
2/3 voted yes
1/3 voted no
Vote passed
Loading Unknown Map…
Gollum: DIS BURNZ US!!!
Sam: shut up noob!!!
Frodo has logged in as an Admin
Gollum has been punished
Gollum: STUP1D H0BB1T!!!
Frodo: NOOB!
Gollum has been forgiven
Frodo: lead us foo!
Frodo has left the server
Sam has left the server
Gollum disconnected
Loading Unknown Map…
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Uruk Hai has entered the game
Merry has entered the game
Pippin has entered the game
Pippin: hey noob! H3 n33ds m3d1c1n3
Uruk Hai has logged in as an Admin
Pippin has been silenced
Pippin has changed his name to ‘JOO NUBS!!1’
Pippin has been forgiven
‘JOO NUBS!!1’ has changed his name to Pippin
Uruk Hai: STFU NUB!!!
Uruk Hai: lol
Merry: LAGGORZ!
Server has been surged
Loading Map: Plains of Rohan
Aragorn entered the game
Aragorn: wtf? W34r dose foos?
Legolas connected:
Legolas has entered the game
Legolas: sup foo!?
Legolas: gimli is coming
Gimli connected
Gimli entered the game
Gimli: sup!?
Aragorn: hurry, foos!
**Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli trace the Uruk Hai
Aragorn has disconnected
Gimli has disconnected
Legolas has disconnected
Loading Map: Edoras
Theoden has entered the game
Grima has entered the game
Eomer has entered the game
Eomer: JOO NUB
Grima: lol
Grima has logged in as an Admin
Eomer has been banned
**Later
Uruk Hai: get s0m3 f1r3 w00d f00!
Uruk Hai: ok
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Rider of Rohan has entered game
Uruk Hai: ZOMG!!! TEH PWNZORS! RUN!
Uruk Hai: packet loss!!!
** Riders slaughter the Uruk Hai
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Uruk Hai was kicked
Merry has left the server
Pippin has left the server
Rider of Rohan: PWND!!!
Aragorn connected
Legolas connected
Gimli connected
Aragorn entered the game
Legolas entered the game
Gimli entered the game
Aragorn: W3AR teh h0bb1ts foos??
Rider of Rohan: ***?
Aragorn: “-_-
Loading Map: Fanghorn Forest
Merry has entered the game
Pippin has entered the game
Merry: run foo!
Pippin: Sif, joo noob!
Treebeard has entered the game
Treebeard: JOO foos!!!
Treebeard: c0m3 t0 t3h wh1t3 w1z4rD!!!
**Later
Aragorn has entered the game
Legolas has entered the game
Gimli has entered the game
Legolas: teh w3r3 h3r3!!!
Gandalf has connected
Gimli: STFU NOOB!!! TEH WH1T3 W1Z4RD!!!
Gandalf has entered the game
Gandalf has logged in as an Admin
Legolas has been silenced
Gimli has been silenced
Aragorn has been silenced
Gandalf: PWND!
Loading Map: The Dead Marshes
Gollum entered the game
Frodo entered the game
Sam entered the game
Gollum: Dis w4y foos!
Nazgul connected
Gollum: OMG 1T DA PWNZOR!!!
Frodo: watch dis
Frodo has logged in as an Admin
Frodo has been ghosted
Sam has been ghosted
Gollum has been ghosted
Nazgul: ***?
Nazgul has disconnected
Frodo has been unghosted
Sam has been unghosted
Gollum has been unghosted
Frodo: ZOMG WE DEH PWNZORZ!!!
Gollum voted to change the map to ‘The Black Gate’
3/3 voted yes
0/3 voted no
Vote passed
Server changing maps…
Loading Map: The Black Gate
Frodo entered the game
Sam entered the game
Gollum entered the game
Frodo: ***?
Sam: its closed foo
Gollum: dont go foos!!! sauron da pwnzer!!!
Frodo: LAGGORZ!!!
The server has surged
Loading Map: The Golden Hall
Theoden entered the game
Grima Entered the game
Gandalf connected
Grima: oh sheet! 1t g4nd4lph da gr3y!!!
Gandalf: SIF, I G4ND4LF DA WH1T3!!!
Gandalf has logged in as an Admin
Grima has been silenced
Theoden has been kicked
Theoden has connected same IP address as Saruman
Gandalf: Foos!
Saruman has been banned
Grima has been banned
Gandalf: PWND!!!11
Theoden has connected
Theoden has entered the game
Gandalf has changed the map to Gap of Rohan
Loading Map: Gap of Rohan
Theoden has entered the game
Gandalf has entered the game
Aragorn has entered the game
Legolas has entered the game
Gimli has entered the game
Eowyn has connected
**After traveling towards Helms Deep
Warg Rider has connected
Legolas: t3h LAMERz!!!
Gimli: ***?
Warg Rider has entered game
Warg Rider has connected
Warg Rider has connected
Warg Rider has entered game
Warg Rider has entered game
Legolas: watch dis foos!
Warg Rider was shot by Legolas
Warg Rider was shot by Legolas
Legolas: PWND!
Aragorn: Damn lag!!!
Aragorn has timed out
Theoden has logged as an Admin
Theoden has changed the map to Helms Deep
Loading Map: Helms Deep
Theoden: ZOMG W3 DA PWNZORS!
Legolas: Aragorn, dat noob!!!
Gimli: its that frekin 56k modem! LOL
Legolas: LOLZ
Aragorn has connected
Aragorn has entered the game
Aragorn: OMG T3H H4XX0RZ R C0M1NG FOOS!
Gimli: LAG!
The server has crashed
Loading Unknown Map…
Gollum has entered the game
Gollum: OMG t3h NOOBS!!
Gollum has changed his name to Smeagol
Smeagol: STFU
Smeagol has changed his name to Gollum
Gollum: ***?
Gollum has changed his name to Smeagol
Smeagol: OMG FOAD
Smeagol has changed his name to Gollum
Gollum has disconnected
**Later
Sam: OMG!! t3h t4t0rz = shiz
Gollum: ***?
Frodo: STFU noobs!
Faramir has connected
Faramir has entered the game
Gollum has disconnected
Same: ***?
Farimir has logged in as an admin
Frodo was kicked
Sam was kicked
Farimir disconnected
End of Part One
Part Two will come later. So how you like?
