Post by Tanweth on Nov 11, 2004 2:21:53 GMT -5
* I had amnesia once -- or twice. (I forget which.)
* I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
* Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
* If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
* Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway
* Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
* Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
* When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
* A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
* What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
* My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
* The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
* How can there be self-help "groups"?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
* The speed of time is one-second per second.
* Is it possible to be totally partial?
* What's another word for thesaurus?
* Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
* If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
* Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
* It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
* Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
* I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
* Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
* If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
* Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway
* Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
* Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
* When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
* A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
* What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
* My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
* The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
* How can there be self-help "groups"?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
* The speed of time is one-second per second.
* Is it possible to be totally partial?
* What's another word for thesaurus?
* Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
* If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
* Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
* It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
* Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
