Post by Tanweth on Aug 1, 2004 15:02:36 GMT -5
Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia,
the other from Tennessee, were conversing on the porch swing of a large
white-pillared mansion.
The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my
husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The lady from
Tennessee commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman continued "When my second child was born, my
husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive." Again,
the belle from Tennessee commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born,
my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again,
the second of the ladies commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your
husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband
sent me to charm school," declared the Tennessee belle.
"Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child, what
on earth for?"
The Tennessean responded, "So that instead of saying, "Who
gives a shit", I would say, 'Well, isn't that nice?"
the other from Tennessee, were conversing on the porch swing of a large
white-pillared mansion.
The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my
husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The lady from
Tennessee commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman continued "When my second child was born, my
husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive." Again,
the belle from Tennessee commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born,
my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again,
the second of the ladies commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your
husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband
sent me to charm school," declared the Tennessee belle.
"Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child, what
on earth for?"
The Tennessean responded, "So that instead of saying, "Who
gives a shit", I would say, 'Well, isn't that nice?"
