Post by Tanweth on Jul 29, 2004 18:30:51 GMT -5
* Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
* A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."
* A dyslexic man walks into a rab.
* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
* Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much but the reception was great.
* Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"
* "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'." "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
* Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I
was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"
* Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.
* I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't
reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high. "
* I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.
* Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak
and heat it too.
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
* Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
"dam"
* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
* A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."
* A dyslexic man walks into a rab.
* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
* Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much but the reception was great.
* Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"
* "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'." "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
* Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I
was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"
* Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.
* I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't
reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high. "
* I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.
* Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak
and heat it too.
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
* Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
"dam"
