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Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 18, 2004 15:48:15 GMT -5
Copy/pasted from another website -- thought they were either funny and/or true:
He who angers you, controls you!
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He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
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Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
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Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
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Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
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Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say.
2) Not saying it.
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Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
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Post by Paradox on Jul 18, 2004 16:22:18 GMT -5
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. my belive is the ark was never built! but dtill funny 4/5 |
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Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 18, 2004 23:43:11 GMT -5
In the event you don't believe in something, the trick is to assume it was real for purposes of the story.
Ex-- one does not really belive in "the Force" but one assumes it is "real" for your characters.
Not comparing the Ark to the Force, but it was a general example.
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Post by Paradox on Jul 19, 2004 10:48:58 GMT -5
one does not really belive in "the Force" but one assumes it is "real" for your characters. WTF!?!?!? The force IS real... |
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Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 19, 2004 11:01:20 GMT -5
^LOL
Trying to get back to the topic....
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Post by Tanweth on Jul 19, 2004 19:04:13 GMT -5
Oh my god, people have started their little slip-in belief statements again. ITS JUST A JOKE.
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Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 19, 2004 22:37:38 GMT -5
Huh? I said that if you don't believe in it, to at least look at the story of it for purposes of the joke.
I mean, does one hear a joke about a ghost and say "I don't believe in ghosts"?
I didn't try to force it on anyone.
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Post by Tanweth on Jul 19, 2004 22:59:36 GMT -5
I'm not talking about you. Talking about Paradox.
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Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 19, 2004 22:59:57 GMT -5
ok
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Post by Paradox on Jul 20, 2004 10:57:38 GMT -5
i knowa joke about a ghost... but its too rude...
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Post by Tanweth on Jul 20, 2004 13:27:25 GMT -5
Then there's no need to tell us it exists.
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Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 21, 2004 0:22:40 GMT -5
my how this has devolved...
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Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Jul 25, 2004 5:10:20 GMT -5
actually..........just to state a fact the ark is sopsed to exist up on some high montin and recently within the last decade be broken in half by an avalanch and is for most of the year out of reach of any atemp to explor it and verify it too bee the real ark there was even an expedition sent by the russin goverment befor the sovit union came to power of corese all iformation that was collected has misteriosly dissaperd as things do when in the hads of the goverment  |
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Post by Paradox on Jul 25, 2004 8:03:36 GMT -5
yes i heard about that,
they found a nail on a mountain and thought it was the ark.
yes thats too much proof for me...</sarcasm>
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Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 25, 2004 19:04:01 GMT -5
Two points Phantom:
1. your grammar and spelling are still too atrocious for me to decode
2. if you're trying to debate on the existence of the ark, take that to debates -- that's considered off topic on this thread. I may side with you, but I got to be consistant -- debates in the debates section only.
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