Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam

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Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 14, 2004 23:46:37 GMT -5

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Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 14, 2004 23:46:37 GMT -5

Just a copy/paste off a site I found.

[EDIT]: This joke does not necessarily reflect poster's opinion [/EDIT]

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afganistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come in to our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afganistan.

Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

Last Edit: Jul 14, 2004 23:48:12 GMT -5 by Thalion, the Cantankerous

"Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands." -Osama Bin Ladin; October 29, 2004

Innocent Hawk Moderator Very Active, War Veteran, Senior Member Posts: 1,068	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 15, 2004 3:06:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Innocent Hawk on Jul 15, 2004 3:06:39 GMT -5 LOL!!! ;D
	NOTE: I did not draw this comic.

Paradox Global Moderator Born out of darkness, into the light. Posts: 3,567	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 15, 2004 9:56:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Paradox on Jul 15, 2004 9:56:36 GMT -5 i've heard it b4 with france...... lol though but whats with the canadian... how irellivent
	HUH, WAR. What is it good for absolutly nothing.

Thalion, the Cantankerous Moderator Back from the grave... just not into the server world yet... Posts: 1,609	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 15, 2004 11:58:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 15, 2004 11:58:28 GMT -5 He's there to prove to Osama and Uncle Sam that this genie really can do his magic... ...I guess
	"Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands." -Osama Bin Ladin; October 29, 2004

Paradox Global Moderator Born out of darkness, into the light. Posts: 3,567	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 15, 2004 13:05:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Paradox on Jul 15, 2004 13:05:06 GMT -5 lol
	HUH, WAR. What is it good for absolutly nothing.

Innocent Hawk Moderator Very Active, War Veteran, Senior Member Posts: 1,068	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 15, 2004 16:22:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Innocent Hawk on Jul 15, 2004 16:22:58 GMT -5 Shoulda made him French and make a really stupid wish. LOL j/k
	Last Edit: Jul 15, 2004 16:23:27 GMT -5 by Innocent Hawk NOTE: I did not draw this comic.

Paradox Global Moderator Born out of darkness, into the light. Posts: 3,567	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 15, 2004 16:31:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Paradox on Jul 15, 2004 16:31:02 GMT -5 my joke its a french dude who builds a wall round franch and an english dude who filled it.
	HUH, WAR. What is it good for absolutly nothing.

Tanweth Administrator Commander-In-Chief (CNC) Posts: 3,497	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 15, 2004 18:34:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanweth on Jul 15, 2004 18:34:47 GMT -5 Silly French and British. Still making fun of each other, still hostile. As for the joke: 5/5

Thalion, the Cantankerous Moderator Back from the grave... just not into the server world yet... Posts: 1,609	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 16, 2004 10:20:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 16, 2004 10:20:59 GMT -5 HEY WAIT A SEC I didn't post that!!! WHO THE BLOODY CRAP IS IMPERSONATING ME? EDIT: spelling and grammer [/edit]
	Last Edit: Jul 16, 2004 10:27:08 GMT -5 by Thalion, the Cantankerous "Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands." -Osama Bin Ladin; October 29, 2004

Thalion, the Cantankerous Moderator Back from the grave... just not into the server world yet... Posts: 1,609	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 16, 2004 13:17:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 16, 2004 13:17:21 GMT -5 NOTE -- It was Para that was the impersonator - he has switched back to his old logo/name.
	"Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands." -Osama Bin Ladin; October 29, 2004

Paradox Global Moderator Born out of darkness, into the light. Posts: 3,567	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 16, 2004 13:41:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Paradox on Jul 16, 2004 13:41:41 GMT -5 T'wasn't
	HUH, WAR. What is it good for absolutly nothing.

Tanweth Administrator Commander-In-Chief (CNC) Posts: 3,497	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 16, 2004 15:32:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanweth on Jul 16, 2004 15:32:47 GMT -5 Shutup you lying shack of guilt.

Paradox Global Moderator Born out of darkness, into the light. Posts: 3,567	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 16, 2004 16:09:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Paradox on Jul 16, 2004 16:09:18 GMT -5 Guiltlaughs nervously i'm not guilty hears bang I didn't od it hehe...
	HUH, WAR. What is it good for absolutly nothing.

(<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} Administrator Once a child of the light, Once a child of darkness. Now i am neather of the light or the darkness.. Posts: 2,341	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 20, 2004 8:53:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Jul 20, 2004 8:53:33 GMT -5 it was not par the his ip dose not mach with the posters so he is not lieing but it dose perfuctly match thals ip so thal ur acount may have been hacked
	Last Edit: Jul 20, 2004 8:54:43 GMT -5 by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} No matter how much u do for them one day they will hate you..........................

Paradox Global Moderator Born out of darkness, into the light. Posts: 3,567	Osama, a Canadian, and Uncle Sam Jul 20, 2004 10:58:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Paradox on Jul 20, 2004 10:58:54 GMT -5 walks out and waits for thal and tannys reply
	HUH, WAR. What is it good for absolutly nothing.

Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 14, 2004 23:46:37 GMT -5

Post by Innocent Hawk on Jul 15, 2004 3:06:39 GMT -5

Post by Paradox on Jul 15, 2004 9:56:36 GMT -5

Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 15, 2004 11:58:28 GMT -5

Post by Paradox on Jul 15, 2004 13:05:06 GMT -5

Post by Innocent Hawk on Jul 15, 2004 16:22:58 GMT -5

Post by Paradox on Jul 15, 2004 16:31:02 GMT -5

Post by Tanweth on Jul 15, 2004 18:34:47 GMT -5

Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 16, 2004 10:20:59 GMT -5

Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Jul 16, 2004 13:17:21 GMT -5

Post by Paradox on Jul 16, 2004 13:41:41 GMT -5

Post by Tanweth on Jul 16, 2004 15:32:47 GMT -5

Post by Paradox on Jul 16, 2004 16:09:18 GMT -5

Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Jul 20, 2004 8:53:33 GMT -5

Post by Paradox on Jul 20, 2004 10:58:54 GMT -5