Post by Paradox on May 26, 2004 15:02:43 GMT -5
FEMALE HORMONES SUSPECTED IN BEER
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it
may turn men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize
when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating. No further
testing was considered necessary.
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it
may turn men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize
when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating. No further
testing was considered necessary.
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