The Priest and his chickens

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The Priest and his chickens May 25, 2004 10:56:27 GMT -5

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Post by <)PE(>-PhoeniX-[CL] on May 25, 2004 10:56:27 GMT -5

This may contain a the word used for a male chicken which may be of some offense to people but its the main part of the joke. Sorry neway

A Priest had 5 chickens and a cock, one night the cock escaped, he found this out and decided to ask people at the next church service

So at the church service the Priest said:
"Does anyone have a cock?"
All the men stood up

"Okay" said the Priest "Has anyone seen a cock?"
All the women stood up

"Has anyone seen a cock which doesn't belong to them?"
said the Priest
Half the women stood up

"okay then" said the Priest who was getting annyoed at this point. "Has anyone seen my cock?"
All of the choir boys stood up.

Paradox Global Moderator Born out of darkness, into the light. Posts: 3,567	The Priest and his chickens May 25, 2004 11:08:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Paradox on May 25, 2004 11:08:35 GMT -5 HAHA!!!!
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Tanweth Administrator Commander-In-Chief (CNC) Posts: 3,497	The Priest and his chickens May 25, 2004 15:47:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanweth on May 25, 2004 15:47:51 GMT -5 That's pretty funny LOL. Joke rating: 4 out of 5

Thalion, the Cantankerous Moderator Back from the grave... just not into the server world yet... Posts: 1,609	The Priest and his chickens May 27, 2004 22:47:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on May 27, 2004 22:47:23 GMT -5 3/5
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(<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} Administrator Once a child of the light, Once a child of darkness. Now i am neather of the light or the darkness.. Posts: 2,341	The Priest and his chickens Jun 2, 2004 2:30:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Jun 2, 2004 2:30:39 GMT -5 5/5 very funny ;D
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<)PE(>-PhoeniX-[CL] Padawan Back with a vengence... Posts: 154	The Priest and his chickens Jul 20, 2004 7:02:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by <)PE(>-PhoeniX-[CL] on Jul 20, 2004 7:02:46 GMT -5 I'm glad u liked it!

Shipmate Taffer Moderator Mighty Pirate! Posts: 1,190	The Priest and his chickens Jul 20, 2004 7:23:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shipmate Taffer on Jul 20, 2004 7:23:47 GMT -5 That was funny? Man it's like 5 years old!
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(<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} Administrator Once a child of the light, Once a child of darkness. Now i am neather of the light or the darkness.. Posts: 2,341	The Priest and his chickens Jul 20, 2004 8:59:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Jul 20, 2004 8:59:36 GMT -5 ya a real classic
	No matter how much u do for them one day they will hate you..........................

Post by <)PE(>-PhoeniX-[CL] on May 25, 2004 10:56:27 GMT -5

Post by Paradox on May 25, 2004 11:08:35 GMT -5

Post by Tanweth on May 25, 2004 15:47:51 GMT -5

Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on May 27, 2004 22:47:23 GMT -5

Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Jun 2, 2004 2:30:39 GMT -5

Post by <)PE(>-PhoeniX-[CL] on Jul 20, 2004 7:02:46 GMT -5

Post by Shipmate Taffer on Jul 20, 2004 7:23:47 GMT -5

Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Jul 20, 2004 8:59:36 GMT -5