bush joke (may be offensive)

[Paradox]

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After
his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
and George asks him what his name is.

"Billy".

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without
the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right
question time. Who has a question?". Another little boy puts up
his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Steve."

"And what is your question, Steve?"

I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without
the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And
fifth, what happened to Billy?"

[Tanweth]

I love these Bush jokes, but I expect you will now be penalized by Thalion and Isolate.

[Paradox]

i did warn them

[Thalion, the Cantankerous]

the Gore part has got to go because it isn't the popular vote, but the electoral vote, that gets a president into office.

Some previous presidents have won the popular vote without being elected. It just happens now and then.

So, to say Gore should be president is kind of like saying Thomas Jefferson shouldn't have been president ( he was one of the mentioned president's that won w/o popular vote, but electoral vote)

But I like the "where's Billy" <-- that's funny under ANY president. I would have liked that under any president, from Washington to Adams to Carter to Clinton.

And to get a little OT (Off Topic) --> the Answers (not direct quotes, but paraphrases):

1. Bush attacked Iraq because there was evidence at the time to support that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction and could and would use them (he HAS been using them on his OWN people for 10 years until he was stopped). There is no evidence yet that he NEVER had them. Think -- ok, you know a better army than yours is coming, and if you use WMDs, the rest of the world gets ticked. What do you do? Hide them in your country anywhere, just bury them. Now, how hard would it be I went and hid something even that big underground anywhere in New York state? Could you find it? not in a LONG time.

2. See above concerning electoral votes/popular vote -- it's happened before, and no one in the past that won that way was accused of "stealing" the election

3. He's hiding in Afghanistan somewhere, and yes, they are searching for him. Either that or he may be dead (no proof to back that up, but it is possible)

4. that was the CIA

5. EDITED: "Ask Rumsfeld"

[Paradox]

WOW it was just a joke

[Thalion, the Cantankerous]

I know, but I like finding ways of sneaking in opinions of mine lol

[Tanweth]

And putting down any anti-bush statement.

[Thalion, the Cantankerous]

Tanweth said:

And putting down any anti-bush statement.

Not quite.... I don't care about the whole "where's Billy" gag.... just the reference to "stealing" the election....

[Tanweth]

And Iraq. But, as you wish. I wont argue with you over this.

[Thalion, the Cantankerous]

deal...


wait a second.... Where's Tan?

LOL jk