Post by Tanweth on Apr 10, 2004 15:27:19 GMT -5
(This joke was posted on another forum that I moderate. I simply copied the joke from the post.)
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
FREE PUPPIES Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward
COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, Californiagrown--89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened--used once
(AND THE LAST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
FREE PUPPIES Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward
COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, Californiagrown--89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened--used once
(AND THE LAST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
