Prison vs Work

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Prison vs Work Apr 10, 2004 15:20:38 GMT -5

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Post by Tanweth on Apr 10, 2004 15:20:38 GMT -5

(This joke was posted on another forum that I moderate. I simply copied the joke from the post.)

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Last Edit: Apr 10, 2004 15:30:31 GMT -5 by Tanweth

Innocent Hawk Moderator Very Active, War Veteran, Senior Member Posts: 1,068	Prison vs Work Apr 13, 2004 18:34:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Innocent Hawk on Apr 13, 2004 18:34:00 GMT -5 LOL!!!
	NOTE: I did not draw this comic.

(<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} Administrator Once a child of the light, Once a child of darkness. Now i am neather of the light or the darkness.. Posts: 2,341	Prison vs Work Apr 14, 2004 1:11:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Apr 14, 2004 1:11:12 GMT -5 i love this 1 almost makes u want to go to jail
	No matter how much u do for them one day they will hate you..........................

Tanweth Administrator Commander-In-Chief (CNC) Posts: 3,497	Prison vs Work Apr 14, 2004 19:48:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanweth on Apr 14, 2004 19:48:33 GMT -5 Makes me want to shoot some random person . Good thing my state doesn't have the death sentence (I think ).

Paradox Global Moderator Born out of darkness, into the light. Posts: 3,567	Prison vs Work Apr 15, 2004 8:42:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Paradox on Apr 15, 2004 8:42:52 GMT -5 shoot a random person isolate is very random Shoot him!!!
	HUH, WAR. What is it good for absolutly nothing.

Thalion, the Cantankerous Moderator Back from the grave... just not into the server world yet... Posts: 1,609	Prison vs Work Apr 15, 2004 17:37:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Apr 15, 2004 17:37:29 GMT -5 lol 9/10 -- good one
	"Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands." -Osama Bin Ladin; October 29, 2004

Tanweth Administrator Commander-In-Chief (CNC) Posts: 3,497	Prison vs Work Apr 16, 2004 18:31:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanweth on Apr 16, 2004 18:31:39 GMT -5 Yes, Iso is, and has been getting on my nerves... Unfortunately, I have no idea where he lives, and wont travel all that way even if I did.

Thalion, the Cantankerous Moderator Back from the grave... just not into the server world yet... Posts: 1,609	Prison vs Work Apr 17, 2004 0:24:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Apr 17, 2004 0:24:51 GMT -5 well, I don't have the time to do it for you, hmm, maybe my apprentice of weaponry can... doubt it, they're as busy as I am these days. Oh well, let's forget hunting Iso for now and go back on topic...
	"Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands." -Osama Bin Ladin; October 29, 2004

Post by Tanweth on Apr 10, 2004 15:20:38 GMT -5

Post by Innocent Hawk on Apr 13, 2004 18:34:00 GMT -5

Post by (<MW>)Phantom Menace{G} on Apr 14, 2004 1:11:12 GMT -5

Post by Tanweth on Apr 14, 2004 19:48:33 GMT -5

Post by Paradox on Apr 15, 2004 8:42:52 GMT -5

Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Apr 15, 2004 17:37:29 GMT -5

Post by Tanweth on Apr 16, 2004 18:31:39 GMT -5

Post by Thalion, the Cantankerous on Apr 17, 2004 0:24:51 GMT -5