Post by Sparrow on Feb 10, 2005 17:55:24 GMT -5
There was once a bank robber named Pepe Rodriguez. He lived in Mexico, and would illegally get into the United States Of America and rob the banks in the small towns along the border in Texas. After he would rob the banks, he'd go back to Mexico. The Texas Rangers couldn't go into Mexico however for legal reasons.
Well sooner or later, the Rangers got sick of it, and decided to cross the border anyway. They found him a Cantina and surrounded him. Pepe was surprised to see them there, and freaked out. He was almost crying. He started rambling something in Spanish. He was scared for his life. The Texas Rangers didn't understand Spanish, and Pepe didn't understand English, so they got the bartender to translate into english.
The rangers told the bartender to tell Pepe that if he didn't tell them where the money was, they'd kill him right there. The bartender translated it to Pepe. Pepe resonded with "The money is in the well in the center of the town. There's a knot in the rope, 13 bricks down from the top."
The bartender told the rangers, "Pepe is a proud man, he'd rather die then tell you where the money is." The rangers killed Pepe. Once the rangers left, the Bartender went to the spot where Pepe said the money was. It was there, just as he said.
(True Story)
Well sooner or later, the Rangers got sick of it, and decided to cross the border anyway. They found him a Cantina and surrounded him. Pepe was surprised to see them there, and freaked out. He was almost crying. He started rambling something in Spanish. He was scared for his life. The Texas Rangers didn't understand Spanish, and Pepe didn't understand English, so they got the bartender to translate into english.
The rangers told the bartender to tell Pepe that if he didn't tell them where the money was, they'd kill him right there. The bartender translated it to Pepe. Pepe resonded with "The money is in the well in the center of the town. There's a knot in the rope, 13 bricks down from the top."
The bartender told the rangers, "Pepe is a proud man, he'd rather die then tell you where the money is." The rangers killed Pepe. Once the rangers left, the Bartender went to the spot where Pepe said the money was. It was there, just as he said.
(True Story)
