Post by Paradox on Dec 14, 2004 12:03:58 GMT -5
> 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you
>
> get undressed?
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>
> 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all
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> the way down to the core of the earth?
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>
> 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth
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> closed?
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>
> 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling
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> your arse?
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>
> 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the
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> first thing you do is stand up and say,
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> 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
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>
> 7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
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> freezer?
>
>
> 8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through
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> mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
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>
> 9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
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> the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
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>
> 10. Is French kissing in Francejust called kissing?
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>
> 11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
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> 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink
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> whatever comes out'?
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>
> 12. What do people in Chinacall their good plates?
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>
> 13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
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> the time, but don't point to their crotch when they
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> ask where the bathroom is?
>
>
> 14. What do you call male ballerinas?
>
>
> 15. Why is a person that handles your money called a
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> 'Broker'?
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>
> 16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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>
> 17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
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> is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>
> 18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there
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> are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe
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> them, but if they tell you there is wet
>
> paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
>
>
> 19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of
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> Alphabet Soup?
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>
> 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
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> face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on
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> a car ride, he sticks his head out of the
>
> window?
yes it was an email...so shoot me
>
> get undressed?
>
>
> 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all
>
> the way down to the core of the earth?
>
>
> 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth
>
> closed?
>
>
> 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling
>
> your arse?
>
>
> 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the
>
> first thing you do is stand up and say,
>
> 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
>
>
> 7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
>
> freezer?
>
>
> 8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through
>
> mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
>
>
> 9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
>
> the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
>
>
> 10. Is French kissing in Francejust called kissing?
>
>
> 11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
>
> 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink
>
> whatever comes out'?
>
>
> 12. What do people in Chinacall their good plates?
>
>
> 13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
>
> the time, but don't point to their crotch when they
>
> ask where the bathroom is?
>
>
> 14. What do you call male ballerinas?
>
>
> 15. Why is a person that handles your money called a
>
> 'Broker'?
>
>
> 16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
>
> 17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
>
> is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>
> 18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there
>
> are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe
>
> them, but if they tell you there is wet
>
> paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
>
>
> 19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of
>
> Alphabet Soup?
>
>
> 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
>
> face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on
>
> a car ride, he sticks his head out of the
>
> window?
yes it was an email...so shoot me
