Post by Shipmate Taffer on Oct 19, 2004 15:00:21 GMT -5
A man and his dog were stranded on an island. They had been there for weeks and weeks and couldn't remember how they got there. One day they decided that they had to have some sexual pleasure so they looked around the island looking for a female of some sort.
They come across 2 barrels of wax. So the man poked a hole in each and he and his dog 'got down to business'.
Soon enough though, they are in pain with hunger, realising there's no way of survival they decide to drown themselves.
The next day a group of nuns on a plane enter the island and turn it into a nunary. When it is finished, one of the nuns gets a bit kinky. So she decideds to pleasure herself with a candle made with wax the nuns found in a barrel.
Months after, she finds herself pregnant. The nunary is in a state of confusion.
After the baby is delivered, the head nun calls her into her office.
'How did you become pregnant?' she asks.
'I confess. I sexually pleasured myself with a candle several months ago, though this cannot possibly have anything to do with a baby.'
The head nun then reveals a large rag covering something up. The 'something' was moving...
'Consider yourself lucky, I ended up with a puppy!'
They come across 2 barrels of wax. So the man poked a hole in each and he and his dog 'got down to business'.
Soon enough though, they are in pain with hunger, realising there's no way of survival they decide to drown themselves.
The next day a group of nuns on a plane enter the island and turn it into a nunary. When it is finished, one of the nuns gets a bit kinky. So she decideds to pleasure herself with a candle made with wax the nuns found in a barrel.
Months after, she finds herself pregnant. The nunary is in a state of confusion.
After the baby is delivered, the head nun calls her into her office.
'How did you become pregnant?' she asks.
'I confess. I sexually pleasured myself with a candle several months ago, though this cannot possibly have anything to do with a baby.'
The head nun then reveals a large rag covering something up. The 'something' was moving...
'Consider yourself lucky, I ended up with a puppy!'
