Post by Tanweth on Aug 3, 2004 14:59:44 GMT -5
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on
board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger
says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers
need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first
parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States. I am also the most
dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and
America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President
of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a
ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived
my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last
parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a
parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my backpack..."
board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger
says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers
need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first
parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States. I am also the most
dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and
America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President
of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a
ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived
my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last
parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a
parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my backpack..."
