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Post by Darkknight on Feb 15, 2005 0:52:19 GMT -5
what was that
about the cat and the hat
ill hit that hat with a wiffleball bat
I'm so sorry
I dont really mean
all these things that I say
just seems like a dream
so here I am
I walk in the rain
doctors say that I'm goin insane
but if you think my vote
on who is the best
is gonna be
just like the rest
then stop wastin your time
cuz im tryin to rhyme
but dont place no blame
cuz we're one in the same
we've all had our times
they come and go to date
but I think that your all
a good candidate
none of you are even 2nd rate
though I think that the best
call of them all
would be to give major sparrow
the plaque on the wall
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Feb 15, 2005 15:52:51 GMT -5
but u better not fall
for bob is here
u little goul
u better steer
or youll crash
for that fear
is immense
like a bummin up the ass
Wait! Your goin to fast
so i went back to my past
were i had an epileptic fit and tried to eat my self but i dided of cancer and then shot my mum with a gun and chewed my gum like a bum....
THE END
Beat that ;D
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minnow
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Pity your enemies because they are not your allies.
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Post by minnow on Feb 15, 2005 15:56:23 GMT -5
What's with the bum?
You're so dumb
That doesn't rhyme with gun
You need to be done
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Feb 15, 2005 16:08:27 GMT -5
Sorry, this has to be done ;D.
Clark:
Dont diss my main man...
'Cause he has a plan
Ricky:
Hes everything you ain't.
You can be his wanna-be,
but its something we'll just have to see,
if your as good as me.
Now bob will finish this shit,
and i think its gonna be a hit.
were putting some shit together,
no one can do it better.
Clark:
Bob here your homie.
Number one 21st spaztik fowley,
gonna kick your ass
like a little weef-grass
'cause he's the best,
better then all the rest
he rap so fast
u wont even last
Ricky:
Were gonna end this now..
its in the past
so u better be ready
to get steady...
BANG
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Post by Tanweth on Feb 15, 2005 19:37:28 GMT -5
Your poetic sense is null
I would expect better from a gull
Your long notes but rhyme little
Unlike SITH's riddles
Alas, you go for quantity but not quality
You do not adjust to the reality
Your futile attempts will be beaten
As easily as cake is eaten
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minnow
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Post by minnow on Feb 15, 2005 21:42:11 GMT -5
Raven just give up
Nice try young pup
You cannot rhyme like us
No need to put up a fuss
Tanweth, Isolate, Taffer, I, and the Hawk of Innocence
We better than you, no offense
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Feb 16, 2005 3:22:29 GMT -5
You rhyme out of your ass,
It aint all about how fast,
Heard of alleteration,
You know the thing,
were you go in sort of in... A ring?
I may not be able to rhyme,
but who cares because i godda admit,
The admin powers roxors,
Everybody boxors,
But i can try.
Phoenix Elite could pwn you all day,
So much you'd pay us to slay!
Some people may like DFA,
Well hey! We don't need it,
We could pwn you with nout!
Melee will do a punch up the chin,
This ryhme is crap,
So lemme just get an amslap!
Im lookin forward to the TFFA,
Id just like to say,
Are guns enabled.
'Cause if they aint its gonna be like a fable,
Yeh damn right i said it my nan just got shot with an ak-47 by a chicken and it was immense now she has a bullet up her asw so why dont you try, with flacid raps, technically most are crap because the admin power pwns em all with a bit of w00t and a little t00t i want some Bitty so give it to me because im dehidrated from doing all this tying and ryhming is gay today so lets try to do this some other place...
No need to cry,
My nan didnt die..
Shes just in A&E,
In britain,
Because Bush,
Put her on the death penalty but she escaped and got taken up the ass flast by a terroist from America u see bsuh aint to much to me him and Blair they think thye are so fair but we all know they just bum we thing there jsut CHUMS!!!
soz got skool BYE
*Music comes in*
lalalala
Write the theme tune sing the theme tune...
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Post by Quasigod Auron XIII on Feb 16, 2005 11:25:38 GMT -5
I already know I rhyme better than you now go home and eat some poo  |
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Post by Tanweth on Feb 16, 2005 16:03:01 GMT -5
Your posts are but a distortion
Rhymes of much contortion
Leave us now in peace
Or else I will unleash
My admin power
So tremble and cower
If you are uncertain, see the name of this thread
Many times will it have been read
There is your proof
And it will send you up the roof
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Post by Shipmate Taffer on Feb 17, 2005 12:28:51 GMT -5
Tanweth, Isolate, Taffer, I, and the Hawk of Innocence
We better than you, no offense
That was actually a pretty clever rhyme,
Were the first line not twice as big as the latter.
To rhyme like thee, doth be a crime.
I swear to Jesus I'm getting fatter.
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Post by Isolate on Feb 19, 2005 8:54:44 GMT -5
well if you'd stop eating all those cookies,
maybe you'd get a little more nookie,
so get off your fat ass,
go mow the grass,
just get away from us,
and take the next bus,
away from this contest,
cause YOU aint the damn best.
Raven is just cravin,
for a safe haven,
cuz he knows his rhymes are poor,
compared to ours, they're a bore!
The PE can't rhyme,
and in due time,
we'll show them some skill,
from the top of the hill,
we'll look down on them,
and shine like a gem.
our rhymes are well constructed,
PE's rhymes are just obstructions.
So in conclusion,
i leave you this fusion,
of skill and mind,
and killer rhymes.
uh, what WHAT
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Post by <)PE(>UncleUberGuber/UbernubZ on Feb 21, 2005 3:30:08 GMT -5
 PE Pwns You Even in the morning dew If you want a fight we will bring it you with all are might we will crush you f00 Without hesitation or a 2nd thought No matter what...... ENOUGH!! You may ryhme better than us put it don't cause much of a fuss so next time we fight...and you hit us with ure handbag At least we We won't make stupid excuses like LAG! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Pwned 
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Feb 21, 2005 5:25:12 GMT -5
Take that you faggots now you can try...
Or is your ping too high?
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Post by Tanweth on Feb 21, 2005 11:50:28 GMT -5
PE Pwns You Even in the morning dew If you want a fight we will bring it you with all are might we will crush you f00 Without hesitation or a 2nd thought No matter what...... ENOUGH!! You may ryhme better than us put it don't cause much of a fuss so next time we fight...and you hit us with ure handbag At least we We won't make stupid excuses like LAG! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Pwned You rhyme better than the Raven indeed But of your war mongerings, was there such a need? Kissed and made up I thought our clans had done Agreeing to have just a bit of fun. But alas, the past is forever And will always be remembered. However, may you ignore it? For our alliance used to be of great merit. Our differences you must set aside In the end, you may make many friends besides. |
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Post by Isolate on Feb 21, 2005 19:24:15 GMT -5
PE Pwns You Even in the morning dew If you want a fight we will bring it you with all are might we will crush you f00 Without hesitation or a 2nd thought No matter what...... ENOUGH!! You may ryhme better than us put it don't cause much of a fuss so next time we fight...and you hit us with ure handbag At least we We won't make stupid excuses like LAG! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Pwned now, this isn't a rhyme, but...didn't MW beat PE at this last match? doesn't MW normally ALWAYS beat PE? so in all reality, yes, you are making excuses all the time. unless i'm missing part of the story or something. |
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